dick-in-a-bag

When you are expecting one thing and you get either the complete opppsite or not what you were expecting.

I ordered a bag of potato chips and I got a huge bag of nothing but dick-in-a-bag!

Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?

by Ohyeseyedid April 19, 2018

douche bag

Any person (usually male) who has a penis

Kelly: That guy has a penis, he is a total douche bag

by C.Jizzle January 5, 2008

runt bag

A pink watermellom in the shape of a vagina

Wow that is a shizzle of a runt bag

by Greg January 15, 2004

Banana Bag

Another term for the female genitalia; the vagine

My banana bag needs a Brazilian

by James turrel May 18, 2019

shag-bagged

to be screwed on a dope deal.

"I don't feel nothin'. You been shag-bagged buddy."

by dreadsocks April 23, 2010

bag

A situation or scenario that is important to the subject. To be "secured"

"Wow, going to Starbucks is a great bag"

by kippythetrout April 17, 2017

One Bag

Has a secret meaning, ask a friend to find it out

You’re a one bag :)

by Erin-Sofia October 10, 2021