offical.color.goldenrod

amazing and amazing and you thought

I am offical.color.goldenrod

by mr big epics August 20, 2020

African mini golf

A variation of mini golf in which the player with the highest number of strokes wins. Widely considered by professionals to be the superior version of the game.

Tiger woods is an expert at African mini golf in spite of his incessant cocaine usage.

by Golfchad420 August 28, 2020

Flushing the goldfish

A good all-purpose euphemism for just about any action.

BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.

MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.

by WhatTheYeet September 11, 2020

Very-Sad Goldfish

A Wannabe YouTuber who hasn't posted anything on his channel yet but I'm still subscribed to for some reason.

Dude 1: "Hey man, I see your still subscribed to Very-Sad Goldfish. Can I ask why?"
Dude 2: " I HONESTLY DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHY! I TOLD YOU THAT LAST WEEK!"

by Someone_Named_Joshua November 2, 2020

Eddie’s Golf Cart

A high school football coach’s main mode of transportation around the football field

I love haulin shit in Eddie’s golf cart

by Bay Mac November 6, 2020

Pot of Gold

When one urinates while lying flat on one's back, relating a wee wee rainbow, ending in one's mouth - the pot of gold.

Got so maggot last night I fell over and pot of gold'd myself.

by Captain Numbers 123456789 December 21, 2020

Rule 9006 (Golden Rule)

Rule 9006 - The rule that invalidates one other rule per argument.

Girl - "I just watched Fight Club Last night!"
Boy - "Rule 1"
Girl - "Rule 9006 (Golden Rule) ."

by Kurapikas_Property December 31, 2020