fried-cat-balls

those little crunchy white things they serve in chinese resturaunts with everything.

Susie ate the fried cat balls with her Pu PU platter thinking they were some sort of vegetable.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

breaking my balls

When anything causes a person stress.

When a woman carries a bunch of bags of groceries and one of the items falls out of the bag onto the floor she says, "ugh, your breaking my balls"

by solidarity brother March 15, 2009

balls in the mouth balls in the mouth looking like a fool with those balls in your mouth

a rendetion of the popular song "pants on the ground" reffering not to so called" gangsta's" but to all those dirty skank ho-bag peniscakes.

Ted: yo i was in an alley last night and i saw a girl giving head...
jim: you shudda said " balls in the mouth balls in the mouth looking like a fool with those balls in your mouth"
Ted: oh...maybe next time.

by bjjm April 29, 2010

guy with balls but no penis

A guy who has no problem asking out women but he will not have sex with them.

Man: Do you want to go to my place and watch a movie?
Women: Sure, while there we can have sex.
Man: I'm waiting till marriage.
Women: You're a guy with balls but no penis.

by CarrieP March 17, 2010

Spicy Meat-a-Ball

While a girls going down on you, tell her you gotta go take a piss. While your gone, pull out a bottle of tabasco sauce and put it on your testicles then tell her to suck on your sack, and watch her flip out. Oh btw, DONT TELL HER YOUR DOING THIS!!!

yea, she had a spicy meat-a-ball last night. she had no clue i was gonna give it to her.

by bsaxbuc February 27, 2008

bowling ball grip

when your thumb goes into the asshole while your 2 middle fingers are in the vagina

Man this girl was a freak. I was playing with her and she wanted the bowling ball grip, but I didn't want my thumb to get dirty.

by xfrankwhitenycx February 18, 2010

chocolate cannon ball

After space docking with a chick, you screw her abnormally hard in a position of your choosing. If you lasted more than a meager 5 minutes, the chick should be able to muster up a pretty nice quief. The turd which was loaded through the space docking procedure mentioned earlier, should be launched from her vagina like a cannon ball, just squishier. To achieve greater distance, you must "go the distance."

After I nailed the bitch, I was almost nailed by a chocolate cannon ball.

by K White February 8, 2007