cunts to the front

When something is clearly outside of the male knowledge realm and you gotta let the ladies take the lead.

Guy: Oh crap, this next trivia round is on Sex and the City.
Girl: Ok ladies, looks like cunts to the front on this one.

by prognosticator December 10, 2017

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cunt sock

Slang for a condom.

Andy put his cunt sock on and made Angie's pussy bleed.

by russiaalmighty November 13, 2010

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cunt missle

when a woman squirts aggressively and shoots it into her partner’s eye

“I accidentally cunt-missled my boyfriend last night.”

“Dude she cunt-missled me so hard.”

“I’m going to let Jenny cunt missle me.”

by bigdaddygen May 24, 2022

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disabled cunt

A a lad that is very cuntish, the type of guy to get head boy because he is disabled. Loves kicking balls and licking gooch, known for lifting weights while eating side show bobs calf’s. Works at Greggs bc he is violent molested by family. Does not eat cheese onion crisps because it reminds him of the time a kick stepped on his white creps, he calls people nibby and tells them to relax to trigger them

“You’re just like that disabled cunt”

In bed with another girl, a girl looks at your penis sees its sloppy and calls you a disabled cunt

by Nedddybear March 29, 2018

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