cock block

when a member of the same or opposite sex impedes the attempts of a male to "Get Some Pussy" or "Get Some butt hole". cock blocking can also be considered when one man goes to cock slap a chick and another guy hits the cock down with his hand, hence that guy is gay. ie. the exact opposite of a straight man/cock guider.

"Goddamn it i am soo sick and tired of Bennett cock blocking i totally would have gotten some pussy all up on my dick if he wasn't cock blocking me soo much!"

by Scotty and Nick January 2, 2008

Cock Chop

Derogatory term for a devout Jew. Phrase is derived from the bris-happy nature of the children of Abraham.

Woody: Still got your foreskin, boss?
Baruch: Yes. Celebrated my Bris Milah twice
Bubba: Sheesh, you're a cock chop on steroids

by wch-meister June 16, 2018

Cold cock

A 17 inch cock with little gloves on the nuts

Suck my cold cock please and thank you

by Big gay 6969 December 6, 2017

cock hawk

When someone goes to cough but instead just spits into their mouth.

Nothing beats being woken up by the village cock hawk.

by razzamatazibizzle November 2, 2011

Monster Cock

When you have a penis larger than average and is bigger than huge.

Girl: My man has a monster cock. How about yours?

by HotOrgyMan207 June 24, 2018

cock-a-saurus

Referring to the male genitalia that is of a better than average size

wow he he has a nice cock-a-saurus it fit just right

by bill werden May 27, 2008

cock-a-thon

To describe a huge problem or 'cock-up' of gargantuan proportions.

Sean - "fook me did ya see the game last night?"

J-Blo -"Aye - what a bloody cock-a-thon that was!"

by herbie-T September 27, 2007