Ah, Jack Becker. A strange man, that's certain.
You could probably find a 'Jack Becker' being a nerd, perhaps in a library, reading a book, or doing some ancient history stuff.
his ability to repel women to such a great extent is both surprising and impressive
You could probably find a 'Jack Becker' being a nerd, perhaps in a library, reading a book, or doing some ancient history stuff.
his ability to repel women to such a great extent is both surprising and impressive
Person 1: "Hey were is Jack Becker"
Person 2: "I don't know, probably at a museum"
Jack Becker: "Plutarch is actually a bibliographer, not a historian"
Person 2: "I don't know, probably at a museum"
Jack Becker: "Plutarch is actually a bibliographer, not a historian"
by Bigboibenboats July 25, 2023

by DSO Nova00 July 27, 2011

Always looks great (especially in a Flannel shirt....) He is always the sweetest and can help you with anything. He’s patient, kind and caring. He also has the BEST music taste, and the voice of a god. He also eats grapes like a god 🍇. Don’t let a Jack go...
He is loyal and will do anything for the people he loves. 🐓💕🐙
He is loyal and will do anything for the people he loves. 🐓💕🐙
by Octogirl August 24, 2020

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by big buff man May 30, 2023

by Ace Venatura May 21, 2019

Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.
by Steve the Pirate 999 April 17, 2014
