shafed cock

When you are dry humping a girl and your cock rubs up against your zipper and cuts your dick.

I was done dry humping this chick, and i realized i had shafed cock

by Pain in the Pants August 10, 2010

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assy-cock

This is what you call your cock after it's been in someone's ass, male or female, and has a bit of poo or shit encrusted on it.

Check out my assy-cock, babe, that poop came from YOUR asshole, can you believe it??? Weird!!!

by coozehound72 August 24, 2010

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cock broth

The broth released when a cock is boiled at 1000000 degrees in a water bath.

Get your cock broth out of the water bath when ready to apply over the tender pieces of sleuth gate.

by AL-en Demp-C November 14, 2010

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cock-a-thon

To describe a huge problem or 'cock-up' of gargantuan proportions.

Sean - "fook me did ya see the game last night?"

J-Blo -"Aye - what a bloody cock-a-thon that was!"

by herbie-T September 27, 2007

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when a member of the same or opposite sex impedes the attempts of a male to "Get Some Pussy" or "Get Some butt hole". cock blocking can also be considered when one man goes to cock slap a chick and another guy hits the cock down with his hand, hence that guy is gay. ie. the exact opposite of a straight man/cock guider.

"Goddamn it i am soo sick and tired of Bennett cock blocking i totally would have gotten some pussy all up on my dick if he wasn't cock blocking me soo much!"

by Scotty and Nick January 2, 2008

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