by James turrel May 18, 2019

When you are expecting one thing and you get either the complete opppsite or not what you were expecting.
I ordered a bag of potato chips and I got a huge bag of nothing but dick-in-a-bag!
Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?
Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?
by Ohyeseyedid April 19, 2018

When a woman doesn't wear any underwear, especially if her pussy is somehow exposed while not wearing underwear. You cannot call it going Commando like when a man doesn't wear underwear. It's called that because your dick is somewhat exposed to the elements.
"Dude, when the wind just blew a minute ago this hotties dress went up high and she wasn't wearing any underwear...Cat's out of the Bag!!"
by Shame420 March 10, 2022

The type of guy who - before he introduces himself - tells you about his tattoos and brags about getting a deal on suits
Jarret said, "my next triathalon is next week. My mom lent me the money to enter!"
Jarrret is a tool bag.
Jarrret is a tool bag.
by Bubba gunk September 3, 2017

by MikeHunt65 November 18, 2020

The same as calling (insulting )a straight male a douchebag they like pussy so (douchebag) ; You can't call (insult) a homosexual ,gay, transgender male a douchebag because he doesn't go for pussy, vagina, linage, twat, gushy, pink paradise, coochie. Gay men play with anal, booty, asshole, poop shoot, man's asshole. Therefore they are colostomy bags not douchebags in my opinion by definition
Did you see all those f****** colostomy bags in that new little Nas x video twerking in the shower naked that was super out of pocket, a damn shame hello colostomy bags, trifling!
by Indigo 💙 Blues August 20, 2021

Used when you want to say something rude to another but the person won't know what it means so they can't really be offended. Used when you describe someone negatively.
by ToeBagcreator April 3, 2024
