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your cock

When you want piss your teachers off just yell this
"Your Cock," yelled Jimmy.
by Dhrjsnekekdndjsn July 1, 2016
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your face

halmark lady: this purse is ugly.
rhiannon: yeah, well your face is ugly!

rhianno: what's a 'violen'? i play a 'violin'.
britty: uh, your face is a violen!
by brittyfuckingrobbins November 5, 2004
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your dick

No woman in a thousand-mile radius would ever want to suck it.
You'd have to be dumber than Joe Biden to look this shit up on Urban Dictionary. Your dick will remain small either way, dumbass.
by Yopmail User November 24, 2022
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your face

The best comeback EVER. gets anyone annoyed and you will always win.
Lindsay- I'm so hungry

Cami- YOUR FACE IS HUNGRY

Lindsay- shut up

Cami- Shut your face up
by LindsayOwns December 28, 2005
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your world

The only place where you are liked
You- I'm smart enough, I'm good enough, and Gosh Darnit- People like me!

Every other human (and most primates)- Yeah, in your world!
by Yo Mama Osama March 15, 2004
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Your dick

A mythological being (few sightings) known for being small, soft, and is never hard, always gentle.
Your dick is so small, it is barely visible.
People with bad sight have a hard time finding your dick.
by JepeMarino May 30, 2021
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Your Mom

The ultimate insult of ones mother... It is played carefully into a trap, also used as an anti-dis to the persons you are speaking to. Your mom can be used in such ways listed as examples in Italics.

Almost any string of sentance can relate to a "Your mom" based statement, or insult.
Knock, knock, Whos there? Your mom

And now for the grand finale! Your moms a grand finale...

Guess what? What? YOUR MOM!

Whats the difference between pig shit and an antelope? I dont know... what? Your mom

Who's that hot looking chick over there? Your mom

Some Kid: HEY YOU, GUY OVER THERE!!!
Guy over there: ?
Some Kid: YOUR MOM!
Guy over there: My mom? MY MOM!?!?!? NO SON, YOUR MOM!!!!!!!
by Ghesh September 10, 2008
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