50 Yard Fakie

A person who looks hot from far away, but ugly up close. Common examples include women with too much makeup, and fat guys in sweatshirts/jackets. Most apparent when playing "my team your team"

"Dude, I was checking that girl out from the bar, but when I got closer, I found out she was a 50 Yard Fakie"

MY TEAM!!!" (seconds later) "AWWW SHIT, 50 YARD FAKIE!!!

by Schrodinger1008 June 30, 2010

Spring Yard Zone

The third zone in Sonic the Hedgehog 1. This zone is known for its banger ass music and the springs obviously.

Damn Marble zone was mad slow welp time to play some spring yard zone

by HyperFaker December 29, 2022

Mowed My Yard

A phrase or statement that ladies say when they just got the D.
Usually used as a creative way to hide from the public she just got the D.

"Girl after I left the club last night,
Derrick came over and mowed my yard good honey."

by Homeboy12 June 30, 2014

Fucked in the yard

To get screwed over in a public way

“Cletus thought he could pull one over on Treyvon, when Treyvon found out, Cletus got fucked in the yard

by Blood on the Sand September 16, 2021

Yard Spam

Election Campaign signs that litter the front lawns and street medians, especially in November. Most annoying when multiple signs for the same person occupy the same few feet of grass.

Crook for Congress! Crook for Congress! Vote Crook!... ugh, look at all those signs: serious case of Yard Spam. I'm not going to vote for him now out of spite.

by ThLttLPrnc October 21, 2010

Go yard

Another way of saying “go hard,” which is a phrase used by athletes to describe their mentality in a game. Made famous in an interview with Todd Peterson (pitcher, Louisiana State University) after he had just hit a two-run double.

Reporter: “What was your mentality when you stepped up to the plate?”

Todd: “Go yard.”

by StinkyPoopFart September 29, 2022

Yard boat

Noun: a boat in the yard. Not just a boat, but a bot that has no business anywhere, but the yard. A boat that is most definitely not seaworthy.

I took a picture a yard boat in the desert when we went camping.

Have you heard of the yard boat hunter looking for Noah’s arc?

by Amyblackwellcomedy October 15, 2021