Yards of it

The amount of dick she wants

How much Dick has your mom had?
Yards of it.

by PVT Wolf August 21, 2023

Scotland Yard called…

“Scotland Yard called, they want their best detective back” is another way of saying No shit, Sherlock.

Person 1: You’ve just thrown a piece of gum on the ground, that’s littering.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.

by anonymous April 7, 2024

Yard Darky

I the 1950s Deep South Rich people used to have a statue in their front yard of an Afro American Slave. Dressed as a butler. This was referred to as a “Yard Darky”. Note this is a racist term and might offend some people.

Farmers Jones just ordered a new Yard Darky from the Farmers Almanac.

by Urban legend member # 2285 April 11, 2024

yard slut

General purpose yard implement typically used by DIY people.

We need to mix some concrete in the yard slut so we can put the new fence post up.

by anonymous April 20, 2024

Bone yard

Wanabe criminal who hides in the boneyard, witness protection!

Bone yard lingard. Wana be criminal from Northside of Brisbane whose father is a correctional officer. BabyG hides in the boneyard!

by Truth will set you free April 23, 2024

Bone yard lingard

Wanabe criminal from brisbane
Hides in the bone yard witness protection

Hides in protection

Not a mainstreamer

Family member works for protective services, he’s a bone yard lingard

by Truth will set you free April 25, 2024

Bone yard lingard

Someone who hides in witness protection

Oi look at that bone yard lingard

by Truth will set you free April 25, 2024