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Jenova's Witnesses

This is my name for the notorious "Final Fantasy House's" "mini-cult." It's a joke on the owners, claiming to be reincarnated Final Fantasy 7 Characters, such as "Jenova," and "Sephiroth." It's also a joke on Jehovas' Witnesses.
I have met some people, who claim to be from the Jenova's Witnesses, and claim Jenova saved them! They reject Jenova's appearance in Final Fantasy 7, being called "The Calamity," and instead calls it a blessing!
by jrpgkin April 13, 2022
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The Witness

When you walk into a Taco Bell bathroom and you see a big fuckin shit floating in the toliet.
Little bobby had a taco supream, a burrito supream, nacho surpream, and a soft taco supream. Lil bobby took a big shit in a public bathroom, and didnt flush, in order for the next faggot to use the shitter they would be a "witness".
by AlleyViper December 8, 2004
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Nevuh been wit a baddie

A term that defines someone who has indeed never been with a baddie.
Yo dude! I nevuh been wit a baddie, she calm so I add her to the tally.
by Nevuh been wit a baddie February 10, 2022
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Beauty wit a booty

A fine girl that also has a great ass.
Did you see that girl Kristin? That's a beauty wit a booty right there! She looks great coming or going!
by trdggyb July 14, 2021
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witted

The state of being reached by spending years being hyper-intellectual, socially anxious, misanthropic, and amateurishly scientifically educated.

People in this state believe they have found a neutral and realistic state if being because they are pop-science fanatics and highly pompous. The often cite "science" as an explanation for any phenomena and happily denounce the existence of God or religion as a personal thrill rather than intellectual discourse.

Their lives are often very cold and antisocial and they seem to get along better with computers than people and only let science to their doorstep,meaning they don't exercise, practice good hygiene, or maintain decent social relations for the betterment of their mental health.

It should be noted that these individuals are not autistic but are occasionally mistaken for those on the spectrum. A witted individual must have originally had regular outlook and habits but regressed into a state of wittedness.

The word is an ironic indicator of idiocy marked by the fact that the individual lacks wit and therefore is clouded by a compulsive desire to express their wit and partake is mainstream societal standards of intelligence.
"Why does Kyle keep posting covid vaccine articles on facebook"
"Ever since he got out of highschool and got isolated with his video games he became a little witted"
by tabegipocu August 30, 2021
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I'm wit' you when ya right

Im with you when you're right means to be in agreeance with another individuals statement about a particular topic.
Beyonce: Its tough dealing with fame and being in the public eye. Megan Thee Stallion: I'm with you when ya right
I'm wit' you when ya right means she is agreeing with beyonces statement.
by Step D. June 9, 2021
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algorithm wit

Algorithm Wit; when noticing information attached to you're social media time-line, that has a connection to your own posts..
Wow! that's great influence information posted, but did you come up with that or is that algorithm wit?
by Epediter December 5, 2024
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