Everybody Wins Rule

The Everybody Wins Rule states that a gay man can give a straight man a blowjob, and it isn't gay, because everybody wins.

"Yeah, Jimmy totally sucked my cock last night. No homo."
"Dude, that's fuckin' gay."
"No, it's the Everybody Wins Rule."

by ErryoneWins May 24, 2012

Craig, Oh Win

(interjection)- Awesome, Hells yeah, Nice!

-"I got tickets to the Rick Wakeman show!"
-"Craig, Oh Win!"

by staul December 26, 2009

ETW (Expect To Win)

A saying said by Coach Eric Pichardo.

The football coach told his team ETW (Expect To Win).

by Xay1102 May 22, 2019

I am teh win

Translates from internet slang to "I have Beaten you in a quarrel" or more directly as “I am the winner”

Often used in the “real world” for comedy effect.

steam player 1: where are yoo
steam player 1: theres just the two of us
steam player 1: muhaha
steam player 2: IZ SEE JOO FAGGOT
* steam player 1 recieved shot to the head by steam player 2
steam player 2: I AM TEH WIN1111111one

by Urban Dictionary July 16, 2006

we just didn't win

Something a sore loser would say, after a monumental and embarrassing loss.

Boehner: "We fought the good fight, we just didn't win..." *starts crying*

by dazed.konfuzed October 16, 2013

Amanda Wins forever

well see theres these two kids in love named Alex Copeland and Amanda nash & they been in love for about 4 years now.Nothing can get in there way there love is 4ever. Well see amanda loves alex more he just thinks he loves her more so amanda wins and theres nothing alex can do about it =p "Amanda wins!"

Alex: I love you more
Amanda:no I win! I love you more forever!
Angel: Amanda wins forever

by Amanda Nash July 8, 2009

I WIN YOU LOSE

A TERM THAT YOU'LL USE IF YOU OUT SMART OR CHEAT SOMEONE.

YOU SO DUMB YOU DON'T 2 + 2 SO, I WIN YOU LOSE

by TAYLORGANG TAE May 19, 2011