A special of where a vegan with the second name wilson, sticks a foot-long subway (vegan) up the anus while simutaneously reading why covid vaccines and why meat is bad for you.
by eddthomp June 13, 2023

Guy: “Hi, Mr. Wilson!”
Mr. Wilson “yo! You have Fs in all your classes and now you will get all As cuz i’m cool like that!”
Mr. Wilson “yo! You have Fs in all your classes and now you will get all As cuz i’m cool like that!”
by TRPL0 November 1, 2021

A nice gut but can often feel obliged to add humor unnecessarily in order to impress others present.
He's that guy that posts a random emoji or stupidly unfunny meme that there is no way to respond to on a groupchat.
Good fun to be around in person though and kind of attractive.
He's that guy that posts a random emoji or stupidly unfunny meme that there is no way to respond to on a groupchat.
Good fun to be around in person though and kind of attractive.
by FBLASIFB April 17, 2021

Wilson tan is the guy who’s super smart, super cool, super funny, and cute. He’s always caring, thoughtful, and sometimes can be weird. He’s a god at video games and really smart in school. Anyone would be lucky to have a wilson in their life.
Man1: wow, is that a wilson?
Man2: sure is. I wonder if he’ll be my friend
Man1: he’ll totally be your friend considering, he’s so nice.
Man2: well, he’s a wilson tan after all
Man2: sure is. I wonder if he’ll be my friend
Man1: he’ll totally be your friend considering, he’s so nice.
Man2: well, he’s a wilson tan after all
by @itz.not.wilson November 20, 2018

A really dumb person. He does not think at all. He gets caught up on a girl and blows everyone off. Non reliable.
by Millerlife69 January 28, 2020

A shitty person who likes to leave his kids bc his broke ass mf self is stupid and he is a drug addict
by SpreadPositivity😍 January 14, 2022

by Fenbork December 18, 2023
