Women who come to the rink dressed like they are straight out of the jersey shore cast. They act like they are the hottest thing to walk on gods green earth but in reality they are far from it. Their main goal is to attempt to attract pro hockey players but they end up attracting nothing but run down hosers instead. How to spot a hockey hoe: Overly tanned skin, dark hair with blonde highlights, tons of makeup, short shorts and random player tee.
by DropShotDangles July 19, 2017
Get the hockey hoemug. 
person 1: hey girl do you want to play some crotch hockey
person 2: what the fuck are you talking about
person 1: i mean sex
person 2: for sure
person 2: what the fuck are you talking about
person 1: i mean sex
person 2: for sure
by phennotven January 17, 2023
Get the crotch hockeymug. Select hockey is a group of house league player that travel to different rinks and not just play at one aren.
by Puck snaps May 8, 2018
Get the select hockeymug. Ice Hockey players that see figure skaters as weak children wearing skimpy uniforms. You will most often see hockey people man-spreading on the ice. If you are not sure what they look like, they are compatible to a bow-legged gorilla when on the ice. They often say that they hate figure skaters, when really they are just jealous that them bow legged gorillas can't ever move like a glorious figure skater.
by FigureskatingYASS February 3, 2022
Get the Hockey Peoplemug. Hockey disco (or hd) is most limerick first years first disco, where the music is shite and they do rock the boat. The most entertaining part is when your friend meets someone or gets rejected. After the disco they all post awkward pictures of them at the disco on instagram.
by Luimneachabú February 18, 2019
Get the Hockey discomug. by Keagan stubbard November 9, 2020
Get the bolts hockey academymug.