coke whale

Overweight girls who do a lot of coke.

Hey bob, get a load of those coke whales over there!

by Selma January 6, 2019

mistake whale

One who either makes a big mistake or plenty of little mistakes which combined make a BIG MISTAKE!

My biology partner is a mistake whale. He fucks up nearly every lab we do.

by bonher123 February 25, 2011

Sweet Whale

A mentally deranged, happy yet paranoid man (obesity optional).

Check out the sweet whale feasting on the sushi buffet.

by RichIsRad June 18, 2011

wailing whale

When two fat people are having sex on the beach and the man gives her a screaming seagull and she wails in pain like a whale

Jerry: i gave my girl a wailing whale yesterday.
Scott: wait the fat chick you are going out with.
Jerry: fuck you.

by Glenn quagmire November 18, 2014

Sperm Whale

A very horny male (Reign) who likes squirting.

Sperm Whale squirted on her last night.

by Ur_W0rstNightmar3 September 17, 2017

Whale Poaching

A term, used to describe the act of going to a club/bar/rave, and instantly making out with one of the ugliest and drunkest girls there

Last night Carl was whale poaching this one fat ugly chick!

by Darkhaven February 18, 2011

Whale Joint

The type of joint you roll when you first start out rolling. It’s called a whale joint because it’s fat as hell in the middle and skinny on both ends like a whale

Stop rolling whale joints or let me roll dude

by Joint Roller 04’ November 16, 2017