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Weasel

Someone that leaches off someone’s music career and thinks that they can do what ever they want because they make shitty music
Bro why are you being a weasel rn
by Mason James February 14, 2020
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Weasel farmer

What is that damn weasel farmer into now?
by an_roc June 2, 2020
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Weasel

When a guy asks his girlfriend, "What animal do I remind you of" and she says something ugly, then she feels bad, and fucks him.
Katie told Randy that he looked like a douche and then gave him a weasel.
by Scuttle King May 6, 2011
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chum the weasel

Brandy said she was on her period , so I asked if she could just “chum the weasel
by JFrizzy September 28, 2020
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Greasy weasel

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023
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Bed Weasel

A bed weasel is someone who hides under their covers if they are afraid. They often are sly and such when they’re in bed with someone and is the type of person you’d like in your love life. Bed weasels are known to sleep in, the name says it all.
Hey, did you hear Alice is a bed weasel? I think I’m going to ask her out.
Go for it, bed weasels are amazing!
by DuckyDefinition May 12, 2018
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Solid weasel

Who the fuck is that
Solid weasel is so fucking gay i hate him
by AUUUUUUGH May 9, 2022
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