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Twass waffle

When you wear lace panties,and the sweat and goo from both ass and twat leak thru the lace, making a thin pancake like waffle inside your pants
by Fat glennon February 2, 2019
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Top Waffler

When Someone chats the most sh** 💀
U see Dan, yeah he’s a Top Waffler
#chatsmostshit #topwaffler
by SudaniMelon February 3, 2019
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Thug waffle

Using a waffle as a pipe filled with weed (preferably sour diesel).
1: You wanna hit a thug waffle?
2: Only if it has sour diesel.
by Albertish May 22, 2019
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Sympathy Waffles

Roommate feels sympathy for one or more roommates after he/she engages in vigorous sex which results in keeping entire residence awake. Roommate in question makes waffles for everyone affected.

After escaping a sexless marriage i moved in with a friend. For a while my roommate was being kept awake regularly with the sound of my hookups. one morning after my "friend" left i made homemade waffles with fresh berries, bacon and coffee. She informed me that she expected the sympathy waffles to continue if i was going to continue to keep her awake at night.
If you are going to continue to keep me awake at night, i expect the sympathy waffles to continue!
by Molsonbeaver July 30, 2019
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grey waffle

Oh no, Jim’s been Grey Waffled!
by PickleSlizzle August 10, 2019
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Prostate Waffle

Sexual act involving ones partner to shove a soggy eggo waffle up their partners ass, having them shit it out and eat it.
Yo you wanna go to my sisters place and have some prostate waffles?
by Prollynat December 7, 2019
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Poop waffle

When you poop in the shower and you need to stomp it down the drain
My humongous shit made a massive poop waffle
by Eckel123 April 26, 2020
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