Dead man walking

An employee who has given two weeks notice and is liable to cause all sorts of trouble for the business.

"Johnny is supposed to work tonight but he's a dead man walking so who knows. If he does show watch him like a hawk, and make sure he's not poaching our staff.

by Andytait88 February 16, 2017

dog wanking fuck stick

a composite word designed to infer that someone is lower than a snakes balls.

now Bush,there's a dog wanking fuck stick

by pax September 18, 2003

walking bag of wet asshair

a useless, vapid, empty vessel of a walking piece of human shit.

Drummers, fat salesmen--"look at that walking bag of wet asshair. I hope he slips in a puddle of AIDS"

by Onionbag January 6, 2007

Wecking

the art of creeping on Facebook

Why is wecking on Lisa & Christine?

That dude is wecking.

by Ricky Rozayyy November 13, 2011

Paraletic Wanking

Wanking whilst paralertic.

Martini: So, what did you do after you got in last night?

Palmer: Wel, I was paraletic wanking.

Martini: Gooooooooood?

Palmer: Real goooood.

by Real sound February 16, 2009

walking stick

A stick of usually 42" to 54" in length used as a support for those with disabilities. Now quite defunct.

The old guy beat a few punk kids with his walking stick and gave them the thrashing of thier lives with his belt.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Sleep Wanking

The act of ingesting an entire bottle of sleeping pills and then attempting to whack off before falling asleep.

Martyn: You guys ever tried sleep wanking?
Zach: Yeah! It's great cause you always win
Steven: Unfortunately you can never stay awake long enough to clean up the mess...
Lads: Aye!

by Martyn with a 'y ' bitches August 23, 2008