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crab waffle

A crab waffle is a waffle that basically includes the waffle batter with crab meat added. It was a meal invented by Iggy Azalea in the year 2015 and it quickly became a world favourite dish.
Quote from Gordan Ramsay 'Mmmm, these crab waffles are num num, the lamb sauce got nothin on this shit ma nibba england is ma city'
by WoRdO_jOe October 23, 2017
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Waffle pants

The shitting of your pants where the shit feels and looks like waffle batter.
Man i was so sick i had a bad case of waffle pants.
by StingyZebra May 17, 2014
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Twass waffle

When you wear lace panties,and the sweat and goo from both ass and twat leak thru the lace, making a thin pancake like waffle inside your pants
by Fat glennon February 2, 2019
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cottage waffle

A person (regardless of gender) that is always broke, always complains about their privileged life, and feels the need to discuss their entire life story to anyone that will listen by sucking you into the abyss of their lies and pathetic excuses that they makes for their screwed up actions.
The “syrup traps” in a waffle symbolizes their technique of constant hounding until all attention is focused on them. Escaping is almost impossible, hence the “sticky situation”.
This person often shares very personal details that are not to be discussed publicly, without any regard for social situations.
The “cottage” is commonly known to be a place of isolation, where this person has not either learned or picked up on acceptable conversations and social cues.
A: “Mariah was being a total cottage waffle at work yesterday.”

B: “What did she do this time?”

A: “She was talking about her vaginal discharge in front of customers!”
by NezBarnes December 20, 2017
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saucy waffles

The saucy waffles are a group of people in every school that are inseparable and saucy. They are always together and have an amazing friendship.
Look! Here come the saucy waffles!
by Ang3l1n May 2, 2018
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Poop waffle

When you poop in the shower and you need to stomp it down the drain
My humongous shit made a massive poop waffle
by Eckel123 April 26, 2020
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Trough waffle

A urinal screen, (USA), used to reduce splashing, and impart pleasant scent to pee. Believed to be a variant of the Australian "Trough lolly"
by Crsworks December 27, 2020
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