Valentine's Day. Why do they have this holiday? All it's good for is making money and making single people feel horrible.
by FlareKitsune February 1, 2010
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Get the valerie mug.She is a gorgeous red head with an amazing heart. She is really short but is an amazing little spoon. She is very generous and always gives her best advice. Her mind takes over and leaves her depressed but she is tuff. She isn’t very good at picking her relationship but all she needs is support. She is a beautiful singer and loves to play the ukelele. She is super artistic in drawing, writing, and even makeup. She has beautiful plump lips and gorgeous dark eyes surrounded by long lashes. She is always cold but gives the best hugs, snuggles, and hand holding. Her laugh is contagious and her smile lights up a room. She dresses in cute and comfy outfits. She is always herself no matter what. She likes to be left alone sometimes but wants you when she needs you. Takes the hearts of everyone she knows without even knowing how beautiful she is.
Valentina: 🤞🏼🤞🏼my bab
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by ur moms gay friend December 21, 2021
Get the valentina mug.When a restaurant with plenty of parking puts orange cones in all the parking spots and forces you to use their valet services. The customer has to wait an hour in the cold, rain, or heat for the valet to get their car which is parked less than 5 feet away from the door in an otherwise empty lot. The car is returned with the seat, radio and air settings all screwed up. The customer has the privilege for paying and/or tipping for this "service".
Usually offered by pretentious restaurants with large parking lots who care more about their image than the convenience of their customers.
Usually offered by pretentious restaurants with large parking lots who care more about their image than the convenience of their customers.
You: Let's go to that new restaurant that just opened up!
Her: No- they have forced valet. Screw them!
Her: No- they have forced valet. Screw them!
by Houstonchick January 16, 2011
Get the forced valet mug.Literally giving your heart to someone for one day in February... if they accept, they are known as a "Valentine".
There are several different ways to ask:
1. The "Grade School Method" - Will you be my Valentine? Check YES NO or MAYBE
2. The "Charlie Brown Method" - Creating a hand crafted and laced heart shaped Valentine's Day card to the one you love
3. The "Tiffany Method" - Utilizing a popular public website to give your heart away. *see example*
There are several different ways to ask:
1. The "Grade School Method" - Will you be my Valentine? Check YES NO or MAYBE
2. The "Charlie Brown Method" - Creating a hand crafted and laced heart shaped Valentine's Day card to the one you love
3. The "Tiffany Method" - Utilizing a popular public website to give your heart away. *see example*
You make me want to break every rule. Like the one that says when you play that flower petal game you have to alternate "I love you's" with "I love you not's" ...and the rule that says that only certain people are meant to be together...
Rules don't mean a thing. You were made for Me.
...and I don't want to give you my heart for just one day, but we'll take this one step at a time, so Melina...
Will you be my Valentine?
Rules don't mean a thing. You were made for Me.
...and I don't want to give you my heart for just one day, but we'll take this one step at a time, so Melina...
Will you be my Valentine?
by T. McNeil February 25, 2011
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