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ultimate promise

The ultimate promise is that of a "pinky promise" the pinky promise is the most sacred of bonds which may only be undertaken in extreme circumstances. The pinky promise but be taken as an oath that one may not go back on. The oath begins with both parties interlocking their right pinkies with one another. Both parties will than state "I pinky promise..." followed by the promise, upon unlocking pinkies the ritual will be complete therefore creating an ever lasting bond between both parties. If all is done as directly stated above, the promise is now complete, if you miss any step or go out of order than the promise is unofficial and fradulent
"I just made the ultimate promise with my grandpa that we would never play the "tickle" game again as long as i never told my parents we ever played it in the first place"
by Thetrueultimatepromiselegend November 1, 2017
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ultimate cockblocker

someone who hits on his friends girlfriends. spends too much time with other peoples girlfriends. kisses hugs and those generally inappropriate things with his friends girlfriends .
Paul: Stephen is the ultimate cockblocker

tom: so true
by orion_14754 June 2, 2010
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Ultimate X

(n00b) - his skills and stash are godly
(1337) - thats cuz hes Ultimate X
by Ultimate X August 12, 2004
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Ultimate Freakage

an action between a man and a woman where they are engaged in a 69 position yet instead they are both eating the respective persons ass. they then proceed to make out after that.
Me and Pat were having some Ultimate Freakage last night in the car and it felt kinda evil?
by PatTheFruncle May 14, 2024
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Ultimate Bullride

Same as Angry Bull except you whisper, "I have AIDs" as you attempt to hold on in her futile fight to get away. +/- 10 points if you actually have AIDs.
by cocknockers January 24, 2009
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ultimate infinity

Where your infinity cancels someone else’s infinity and can not be changed.
by bill merray December 6, 2020
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Ultimate Sigma

A person who is better, more powerful than a regular sigma. Nobody dares to mess with them, as it will go down bad.
" Bro, look at that ultimate sigma! He is scary for real."
by pixade.dictionary April 23, 2024
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