bar tender

(n.) a granola bar, preferably eaten with friends

"yo, can I have a bite of that bar tender?"

by blobyblobfish14 January 2, 2024

Chicken tender man

A grown adult who only eats chicken tenders or chicken nuggets.

I'd love to go on vacation with Steve but he's such a chicken tender man. I just know he's never gonna want to try anything new.

by kendoman96 May 21, 2024

port-tending

When you tend to a port, in the harbor.

Mr. C: What's Johnny do? Last I heard, he was the CEO of a Company.

Mr. D: Haven't you heard?

Mr. G: I haven't heard, what happened?

Mr. D: His degrees got revoked. He's port-tending now.

Mr. C: Hey, what's port-tending?

Mr. G: Oh port-tending, he's tending to the port!!

Mr. D: What a noble profession! I have to go the harbor now!!!

by MosesvsJesus February 25, 2024

poo tendencies

Your shit preference. All encompassing. If you like to fart every morning at six a.m. good for you. If you shart during sex also good for you. Those are your poo tendencies and you should be aware of them. It helps your partner.

One of Jody's poo tendencies is that she always poops at 6 am.

Jacob only shits at home, its a poo tendency of his.

by dreuxtwo February 28, 2024

David Tendlering

When you film yourself jerking off and then you masterbate to the video of yourself jerking off.

David Tendler filmed him self jerking off and will jerk of to it later to David Tendlering

by FPR293 March 2, 2024

Asshole Tendencies

When someone has the tendency to be an asshole.

Your friend has asshole tendencies

by ZaZa Willms September 10, 2024

tongue tender

when you crack 90s in fortnite while your step-sis sucks your dick under the desk while her boyfriend is tied up on the bed watching.

"my step sis is such a tongue tender"

by 90 cracker December 11, 2024