When a person does or says something extremely outrageous/outlandish and you have to respond my turning everything off and going to sleep in that exact moment
Josh wanted to tuck AJ so he told him that Tyler was Professor Klump, and AJ proceeded to turn everything off and go to sleep despite the time only being 5 p.m.
by ajpxboxmaster September 3, 2023

The Tuck and Roll Method is an act of a human male renting a hotel room, ejaculating under the sheets, then rolling around to wipe it off. The bed is then made and the male exits the hotel.
by Drag_N August 3, 2022

by GroovySpank February 16, 2021

The sexual act where your partner jacks you off firmly until you ejaculate, right before he cums, she pulls the foreskin over the head and sutures it closed for a day. After the cum has hardened and a possible serious green bacteria has formed, she removes the stitches and jerks him off again, releasing a fountain of green, bacteria filled, cum.
by Poop Gobbler February 15, 2021

When your wearing stubbies and you tuck or cock in between your legs to your asshole creating a moose knuckle
by Biglew August 10, 2023

by taylor garza son May 30, 2018

Archaic British slang for grub, food, snacks. Packeted food taken along, usually to boarding school for in-between meal time snacking. Usual suspects include picnic or camping foods like biscuits, wafers, crisps, chocolate, sweets, preserves, tinned meats and tinned cakes.
I didn't quite enjoy dinner so it's a good thing I had a bit of spare tuck to tide me over till breakfast.
by joosmaster October 26, 2015
