Otherwise known as a Whispering Eye, this cylindrical pleasure hole is believed to be the favored stomping grounds of the wretched Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger.
A certain style of women's bangs crisply shaped (with hair spray, a curling iron, or other styling tools) in a way that makes the hair resemble 3/4 the circumfrence of a tube most commonly used as recreational devices in modern hamster cages.
You know- Linda from work. The one with the hamster-tubebangs.