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baby truck 

an oxymoron. the most bad ass vehicle to ever to be hand
crafted by the gods. bad ass god in car form one must be qualified in only one area to drive a baby truck. flipping a bird. When baby truck passes inadequate drivers aka females and slow drivers one must fist pump out the window like champ
Yesterday i saw... baby truck in Ohio, for some reason the
people fist pumped at me.

When i asked chuck norris what kind of car he drove he said "i only drive baby truck"

when i asked kirsten to drive her baby truck she said no that only she had the divine right.

when tyler and kenzie tried to touch baby truck their hands burnt off.

on mean girls when regina george gets hit by a bus, it was really a baby truck in disguise
baby truck by zlopping queen February 16, 2010
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the indiana truck-fuck 

The sexual position where the underside of a car is removed, so as to have the road right under you, and to proceed to fuck with one person hanging out. When the underside is cut out, critical elements may end up removed, so park on top of a hill, so the car can roll down once ready.
T: Dude, last night me and Cindy totally Indiana truck-fucked, just like in the movie!
N:What movie? Oh, that one with your mom in it called the indiana truck-fuck.

T: Dude, use caps. we went to school for a reason, you know.
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Dump Truck 

A female who has no respect and likes to be used for sex.
That whore is a Dump Truck fill'er with a load and send her on the road!
Dump Truck by LishyNishy January 1, 2015

woo woo red fire truck 

woo woo red fire truck

is what often comes out do 2 internet message board threads when you try to type nigger
qwerty and cycon are both woo woo red fire truck s

Cement truck 

When you cum in a bitches mouth, and she swishes, and swirls it around in her mouth, then she spits it on your chest, and lets it dry.
That fucking slut was sucking my cock, and decided to give me a cement truck, so I punched that bitch in her cunt
Cement truck by Pervert Fireman February 17, 2010

smashing his yogurt truck 

Australian slang used to announce that one has cum
Don`t bother that bloke, he`s just finished smashing his yogurt truck.
smashing his yogurt truck by 2Rooks November 16, 2005

jacked up truck 

country folks use the term jacked up truck meaning it's a lifted truck that has some dang nice tires to go along with it for muddin
city slicker: hey why is thart truck lifted up so high?
redneck: thats a jacked up truck whatchu think??!!!