Touch

It's an abbreviation of ''iPod Touch'' because, iPod touch is a long word of course. 'Nd we're all too lazy to say the whole freaking word.

''Hey, what are you doing?''

''Looking for my Touch man, I forgot where I put it."

by MILK- September 26, 2011

don't touch my junk

When one passes through airport security - phrase to agent not to touch certain body parts!

When passing through airline security gate, before body scan: Don't touch my junk or I'll sue you.

by GranbyGirl November 19, 2010

Torching

Sticking a blowtorch up your ass and turning it on. Basically the new way to vape

Person 1: Yo you ready to go torching?

Person 2: Yeah man I’m sick of vaping. Let’s torch one up.

by TorchNation January 16, 2019

Reach Out And Touch Faith

Women: "Your own personal Jesus" The desire to find one person, one woman to offer comfort, solace, and forgiveness for all that he is, has done, and represents in the world. A double entendre perhaps, but apropos in that the one woman,, "Faith", represents ones credentials to the world and that his very existence is valid as "faith" would have us believe that we are all worthy of being part of God's plan.

Lofty goals indeed.

From the song "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode.

"You've got to "Reach out and touch Faith"

"She's your personal Jesus"

by Hanover Fiste April 11, 2013

Touch Base

While in the act of oral sex the female or males lips will touch the base of your penis.

or Deep throating

Kate: "I will have to touch base with you sometime next week"
Dave: "that would be fabulous

by FR[TwFame] May 9, 2008

Pee-Pee Touch

A game played between men that involves the backhanding of another mans genitals. The act of pee-pee touching must be done as a surprise, and when contact is made, one must exclaim "Pee-pee touch!" The first recorded playing of pee-pee touch was at the First Continental Congress in 1774.

Eric came into the living room, and to his surprise he was hit with the backhand of Mark. As Eric collapsed, Mark proclaimed "Pee-pee touch!"

by Gun Guy March 12, 2011

magic touch

hand job

Aaron: Yo, dude, I was about to bang Sally last nigh, but her parents came home all of the sudden. What I do know now though is that she's got the magic touch.

Jake: So not even a blowjob, huh?

by gsizm January 25, 2010