Tom diamond

A Tom diamond is when ur take a shit so large it ruptures ur asshole so much u get a male period aka bleeding from the tip this is a very dangerous manoeuvre or thing to be around as ur think it last normal but once u realise it A Tom diamond if proper fuck

I just shat out a Tom diamond

by badass4523 August 19, 2019

tom mcatamney

A typical name in New Zealand, people with this name often like to have very curly hair and surf the waves in Sumner beach. These people are quite clumsy though, one Tom McAtamney had a holiday in Bali and his iPhone 6 got stolen as he was a dumb boi.

Wow look at that Tom McAtamney! He's a gooch surfer!

by lit fam skrt skrt October 16, 2018

hookah tom

Any kid from Peruvia that enjoys hitting up the hookah bar regardless of time or what day it is.

"Hookah Tom doesnt give a fuck"

by wook1234567 April 10, 2009

Tom Scott

Tom Scott is an educational British youtuber, who talks about places and computers.

Person 1: "I watch Tom Scott."
Person 2: "Nerd."

by Brick Diggity October 13, 2022

Tom Grin

A way to show that ultimate satisfaction has been achieved, either sexually or not.

Guy1: I had such a good day today.
Guy2: oh really? What happened man!?
Guy3: I hugged my mates mom and it gave me a honking Tom Grin

by THE LORD GREGORY KENNEDY May 11, 2021

Tom Rogered

Promising over and over again that you'll be able to perform and still pulling out.

He totally Tom Rogered her after the plague rave last night.

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Tom Langdown

rat

That man is a Tom Langdown

by Tom Langdown April 11, 2020