telly monster

Telly Monster was a character on Sesame Street, who was obsessed with television. Not only was he obsessed with the "telly", but he was a notorious worry-wart. Personality-wise, Telly is a fidgeting, nervous wreck, prone easily to manic behavior and paranoia.

Oh look here comes Telly Monster, we can never watch TV with him around.

by Chantell September 06, 2007

Yellow Monster

man/monster dressed as Bert from sesame street. u will find if u good "weird random" on google images. he will find u. he will kill u.

"Hope walked into the bathroom stall and Yellow Monster was waiting for her"

by yellow monster May 01, 2014

Crotch monster

Synonym for vagina

Sorry in was late for work boss, inwas at home slaying some crotch monster.

by BlackRex October 30, 2019

Monster Poo

When you defecate feces so large, it seems to take up the entire bowl. You're so proud of it, you are tempted to take a picture to show your friends, claiming, "I made this!"

Last night, I had a monster poo so big it caused a shitcident.

by Poo Queen April 22, 2010

eat-monster

Term for any American as most Americans are morbidly obese.

I drove by McDonalds and saw the biggest family of eat-monsters in my life.

by guyingso May 04, 2007

Monster Bean

Extremely large clitoris, easy to stimulate and not hard to find.

that bitch's got a chimpanzee's monster bean!!

by Dave January 28, 2004

poop monster

During the act of anal sex, or due to insertion of the penis into 1. a female, 2. a male, or 3. an animals anus, particulate matter of feces will escape with the departure of the penus, causing thus forth, a "poop monster"

The "poop monster" has escaped from the cave!

by ILikeToGiz.COM July 09, 2003