don't drop a baby

don't f*** up

Albert, don't drop a baby on that task!

by sunday school teacher April 5, 2009

can you don't

what you say when "can you not" is not good enough for you.

Friend: I hate jews. I wish i was hitler, too bad he killed himself...
Me: Can you don't man.

by Ballegh Kransky April 24, 2021

Don't Stop Brolieving

Indicates one's desire to preserve a bromance. Used in time's of great bromotional despair.

Brad: "You fucked my sister? What the hell ?"
Dave: "Don't stop brolieving..."
Brad: "What are you-"
Dave: "HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING!!!"

by cjandcecearesoulmates June 24, 2016

Don't Fuck the Chinaman

Messing with the Chinese government in a way that will make the Chinese government retaliate.

President Trump, please don't fuck the Chinaman. We really don't need a trade war. - American, 2018

by Badger384 May 21, 2018

Don't feel ways

To not care about something, it is a term most commonly used in the UK

What do you think about them breaking up?
- I don't feel ways about it

by OppWitSeriousMembers July 16, 2020

Don't pull a Mason

You say you are going to show up soon and then take a few decades.

Joey: "I'll be there in 40 minutes"
Ben: "Don't pull a Mason"
*2 hours later*
Joey:"I'm here"

by Opuzz July 13, 2020

don't bother calling

The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.

Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that

Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?

Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*

The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo

Gronk: Don't bother calling.....

(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)

by paddymac August 25, 2009