Mental Hopscotch

Sometimes you say you will sometimes you say you won't
You always keep me waiting waiting hesitating hey yeah
At times I think you do at times I think you don't
My mind is roller skating, skipping, jumping rope and fading
Mental hopscotch
Why must you treat me this way
Mental hopscotch
Ready or not I'm going away
Why can't you be like this why can't you be like that
I don't know where I am or where or where I'm at
So now you got me up and now you got me down
You won't be walking you'll be talking
watch me now it's crazy
Mental hopscotch
Why must you treat me this way
Mental hopscotch
Ready or not I'm going away
Mental hopscotch
Cover your eyes and count to 10
Mental hopscotch
Don't do a thing till I say when
So now you get me up and now you get me down
You won't be walking you'll be doin' what you love, baby
You don't think twice about what I might say

I follow you around and play an play an play an play
Mental hopscotch
Why must you treat me this way
Mental hopscotch
Ready or not I'm going away
Mental hopscotch
Cover your eyes and count to 10
Mental hopscotch
Don't do em up till I say when
Mental hopsctch
Do me dump me rill me rock me
Mental hopscotch
Roller skating skipping fading
Mental hopscotch
Mental hopscotch
Mental hopscotch

by Death Menace February 5, 2023

Mental Retardation

Bismarck (The person)

Guy 1:Damn bro you are kinda acting like a, Bismarck
Guy 2:What does that mean bro?
Guy 1:It means you have, Mental Retardation

by Average retarded autist August 2, 2021

Retirement Mentality

The mental self-delusion affecting millions of people who look forward to to doing nothing after a lifetime of achieving nothing in the workforce.

Jon's got retirement mentality. He seriously thinks he'll be able to do less at home than he does at work.

by The Surgeon of Crowthorne May 14, 2011

Mental STD

When you think about screwing so many people you feel dirty mentally

Yeah i would check myself for a mental STD

by tubby jones May 20, 2011

half mental

Almost crazy. Bordering on "mental," which is completely insane.

One who acts like a retard, even though he does not have a condition of mental retardation.

Dude, I can't stand living with Jake anymore. He sits in the living room doing hot rails and playing World of Warcraft all day. I mean... the guy is driving me half mental!

That new kid is half mental. He smells like burnt onions, he can't dress himself and he always has mustard stains on his shirt.

by sc0ner June 20, 2010

mental intercourse

imagining intercourse with someone you find attractive

"Shit, if the real thing is as good as that mental intercourse i just had...."

by DB February 19, 2005

Mentally Challenged

A derogatory term for someone who is politically incorrect.

Man: You're so mentally challenged.

Me: Don't call me that. This is 3022. Call me "retarded" instead.

Man: Sorry.

by OhNo S. August 29, 2022