The theory that when a women gets red as the color of their nails, men are more attracted to them. This is because they find comfort in the color since it’s a reminder of cherished mother figures in their lives.
by it’s just the facts October 31, 2022
The psychological phenomenon when one associates a fuckboy's ugly personality with their attractive face, making the fuckboy permanently ugly from that person's eyes.
1 week ago
Ansley: "OMG that boy is SO cute!"
Today
Ansley: "That fuckboy told me that no one should migrate into the US when he's an immigrant himself OMFG he's SO ugly!"
Eduardo: "Yeah remember last week you thought he was cute? That's because of the puer malus theory."
Ansley: "OMG that boy is SO cute!"
Today
Ansley: "That fuckboy told me that no one should migrate into the US when he's an immigrant himself OMFG he's SO ugly!"
Eduardo: "Yeah remember last week you thought he was cute? That's because of the puer malus theory."
by whowantcookies January 16, 2015
The idea that two semi-attractive females have an increased sexual desirability due to being identical twins. (It is similar in concept to the cheerleader effect).
Guy 1: yo check it out hot twins at our 9 o'clock. I'd do 'em.
Guy 2: you mean those two semi-ugly bitches? hell no!
Identical Twin Theory in effect.
Guy 2: you mean those two semi-ugly bitches? hell no!
Identical Twin Theory in effect.
by GamerGuy631- June 27, 2009
The awkward situation one gets into when you meet a certain circle of friends (whom you've not seen in some time) when your hanging out with a different set. There is nothing common between the two circles and your forced to introduce each other and spend the rest of the nite togather.
Most common would be school/college/office/girlfriend/family circles . Your stuck on
Most common would be school/college/office/girlfriend/family circles . Your stuck on
#1 :' Man, was it awkward running into Joe and the gang from school when I was with my office collegues..total circle intersection theory
#2: werd
or
An independent george divided by itself cannot survive- George Costanza
#2: werd
or
An independent george divided by itself cannot survive- George Costanza
by Raghav_thechosenone January 06, 2009
the theory is that certain times of the day go by slower or faster than others even though they’re the same amount of hours..example, 7 am to 8 am goes by faster than 10 am to 11 am.
boy 1: woah dude it’s already 8:45?
boy 2: dude last time i checked it was 7:15
boy 1: it’s sam r’s theory!!!
boy 2: dude last time i checked it was 7:15
boy 1: it’s sam r’s theory!!!
by kittyluver22 March 18, 2022
Quantum Balkan Theory describes the theory that any attempted discussion of the 1991-2001 Balkan Yugoslavian wars will end up confusing everyone involved due to the complex and sometimes senseless nature of the conflicts
At this point, the group of geography nerds decided to just move on to another topic as they had quickly succumbed to quantum balkan theory when the borders of Croatia and Serbia were brought up.
by TornadoAP June 27, 2021
The practice of keeping only three bullets in your gun. Allows you to get enough shots in to do the damage you need to do, while also minimizing jail time in the event that you get caught. See example.
"I used to have this theory: keep three bullets in the gun
It was a mandatory year up here in Michigan
For each bullet if you got no CCW license
I tried to apply for one, they said it'd take 5-6 months
What the fuck am I supposed to do...mean time my rivals come
Hide that sumbitch in the glovebox or inside the trunk
Now, back to what my three bullet theory was
I'm triple platinum, I ain't tryin' to catch no murder one
Figured I'd shoot to wound, probably miss with at least one
But them other two gon fuck his shoulder and his kneecap up
Then I'm a say it's self defense, how come I had the gun
Was because I was at the range, on my way back from
This dude approached me on some bullshit
I'd get a year for each bullet at the most
As opposed to havin' a full clip in that"
-Eminem (Bizarre-"Hip Hop")
It was a mandatory year up here in Michigan
For each bullet if you got no CCW license
I tried to apply for one, they said it'd take 5-6 months
What the fuck am I supposed to do...mean time my rivals come
Hide that sumbitch in the glovebox or inside the trunk
Now, back to what my three bullet theory was
I'm triple platinum, I ain't tryin' to catch no murder one
Figured I'd shoot to wound, probably miss with at least one
But them other two gon fuck his shoulder and his kneecap up
Then I'm a say it's self defense, how come I had the gun
Was because I was at the range, on my way back from
This dude approached me on some bullshit
I'd get a year for each bullet at the most
As opposed to havin' a full clip in that"
-Eminem (Bizarre-"Hip Hop")
by Nick D October 10, 2005