spy ship (n): a floating vessel full of people who think they are spies, secretly collecting information, except they are on a freaking *ship* and not particularly secret
by sooooowhat February 15, 2017
by someone from the internet October 23, 2020
by Nofuckyoufuckyoufuckyou May 15, 2020
A ship that "Substitutes" or is the equivalent to another ship. An example being Conrad X Sunday with Conrad being the Brother of Whitty and Sunday being the Ex of Carol and a POC.
by BlueIkea February 21, 2023
The illegal practice of copying a movie disk (DVD or blu-ray) and sending it back to the rental service immediately, then watching the copy later.
I don't have time to watch enough movies to make it worth it, so I rip and ship to keep the queue rolling.
by hondyhon February 4, 2012
An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.
Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.
If it fits, it ships.
If it fits, it ships.
by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023
Ship a package is polite-code for take a shit. It is especially useful when you need an excuse to leave in a hurry and cannot explain in front of a group of people or strangers.
by Treebonics December 10, 2019