Dj Rip

When you hit a bong while taking a shit and farting, while waiting for your mcgriddle from grubhub.

Damn bro! You should of seen that knarly Dj Rip I did on the toliet!

by Clarified December 31, 2020

ripping ahh

The most fucking powerful fart you've ever heard or smelt, so fucking powerful you start bleeding out of your rectum. Your ass would usually be inflamed after ripping ahh.

Friend 1: Bro, I'm about to start ripping ahh.
Friend 2: Holy shit, it smells like donkey ass in here.
Friend 1: I just ripped fam.

by hey cortana July 2, 2022

Rip A Tit

To make a quick U turn, legally or illegal.

We just drove by some Big Horn sheep on that hill, rip a tit and let’s get some pics!

by AricG July 26, 2020

King Rip

Packing a mole and then covering it in dab wax. Then proceeding to fill a bong with 3 beers and 3 shots of vodka. Snapping the bowl and without exhaling drink the beer and vodka out of the bong

John: Bro did you see Reggie’s king rip at the party last night.

Cam: Yeah that shit was crazy, he got so fucked up.

by 15_MELO_7 April 13, 2019

surf ripped

1 Someone who is ripped, but only due to their passion for surfing. Which requires an immense amount of energy, endurance and strength. It's basically cheating.

Frother 1: "Bro he is ripped, unfair."

Frother 2: "Nah bro, he's surf ripped. Doesn't count".

by froth goblin November 8, 2017

Rip-off

A cheap circumcision. It results in not having a penis at all. It was NOT worth the money.

Skip: So is that why you don’t have a penis?
A person named Larry: Yeah! Was a rip-off!
Skip: You look uncomfortable, should we end this conversation and play Portal Co-op?
Larry: fuck yeah

by Skip Komarov February 24, 2022

Rip Mouth

When you fart it's ripping ass, so when you burp it's ripping mouth. (Rip Mouth) (you're welcome people). -- M. Hensley

Real life : why must you rip Mouth.

by Pseudorae April 18, 2019