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Bumpkin Pumpkin

Someone who is really great so when she texts her friends they are excited to talk to her but the thing is that she’ll text “wow it’s been so long since we talked!” So her friends think she’s going to call but she only continues to send texts like this, leading her friends on for weeks and creating a painful death for them
Wow! My friend E keeps on bumpkin pumpkining me! I wish she would just call
by DD613 October 22, 2022
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Pumpkin Smurfing

When a male prostitute disguises himself as a female adolescent to attract pedophiles and eventually have sex with them. Once in the act, the prostitute reveals his wang, and ass blasts the innocent pedophile giving him AIDS. Also there is a pumpkin.
Bro, that chick last night was a dude! My ass is so sore, he was definitely pumpkin smurfing.
by BizzyBalls June 5, 2022
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Cum Pumpkins

Medium to large female breasts, traditionally of a size and/or shape configuration that encourage thoughts or acts of ejaculation upon them by male partners or suitors.
Show me those cum pumpkins baby, I wanna drop a fat load all over them!
by BigK22 August 28, 2023
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Leather pumpkin

Slang word for a crude implement made out of non traditional items used for self pleasure
I was so poor as a bachelor I had to hump a leather pumpkin
by Martybj September 22, 2023
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Pumpkin head

Somebody with an pumpkin head. If your head looks like a pumpkin and shaped like an pumpkin and orange like a pumpkin.
by Kalebtheking January 8, 2021
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The Smashing Pumpkins

The Smashing Pumpkins are an American Alternative rock band originating from Chicago. The band was formed in 1988 with Billy Corgan as the frontman, guitarist and the primary composer, D'arcy Wretzky as the Bass Guitarist and Jimmy Chamberlin as the drummer. A pretty fucking good band back in the day and I wish I wad alive during the time they were mainstream, but sadly I was born in 2004.
Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness is the most kick ass album released by The Smashing Pumpkins
by UltimateDoge August 22, 2022
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Donny Pumpkin Head

A asshole who is sadly the US president
Person 1: bro did you see Donny Pumpkin Heads speech

Person 2: yes he is the worst person to ever exist
by baller ass productions June 6, 2018
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