Deuce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was two.

"I had a BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS, so now I have to drop a Deuce Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

slinging a deuce

The act of taking a dump. Comes from the phrase "number 2" hence the term deuce.

That guy is such a tard that he takes his laptop with him while he's slinging a deuce.

by CalStabn September 22, 2005

deuces wild

deuces wild is an upcoming bboy(break dancing) crew in southern california. Made up of mostly the 562 area but also some from LA and Arcadia and even texas.

deuces wild is a dope crew

by fudsicles February 10, 2009

Double Deuce

When a man has to take a shit, taking up the toilet stall, and another man has to go so bad that, forgoing his heterosexuality, he sits on the other man's lap and takes a shit between his legs.

A dirty double deuce is when both guys have diarrhea and the first guy's dick is covered in shit after.

This guy totally took a shit in my lap while I was taking a shit.

Awwww snapdragon, you got double deuced.

by Shitty_Ballz January 19, 2012

coke deuce

a cocaine-induced bowel movement or desire to move one's bowels

"Honey, please stop staying up until sunrise and stinking up our bathroom with your coke deuces."

by tobes July 31, 2008

Throwing a Deuce

Taking a giant dump, a number two, hence a deuce

Woah...talk about an unload...that dude just threw a deuce.

by Kelly September 13, 2004

ace-deuce

City located in the state of Michigan also known as Ann Arbor. Is known for its wide diversity and superior amount of culture into a melting pot. Is also very popular for the University of Michigan. It is also the home and the for the amazing USA Hockey teams.

I'm livin' in the Ace-Deuce for the rest of my life because of the USA hockey players.

by bNeAcEdEuCe February 26, 2005