When you're in a friend group that is mostly girls and they say you're one of the girls, use the Andy Special 9000. You turn it around by saying you see them as one of the boys, and flood them with content similar to the humor of a 5th grade boy. Works everytime.
by BudussyFishOilTheThird February 24, 2022
Go Full Andy
When a Pagan Witch day drinks Bushmills and must distract himself with trinket making and wood working instead of hunting neofascist conservatives.
When a Pagan Witch day drinks Bushmills and must distract himself with trinket making and wood working instead of hunting neofascist conservatives.
Dude where’s George? He’s in the shed Going Full Andy on the new bow he’s making after he read Carlile’s comments .
by Domskee April 13, 2020
by Jly_ October 18, 2023
to masterbate. (Used by Martin Lawerence in "You So Crazy" when there was nothing on T.V. to watch except Andy Griffin. It describes the tendenacy of a male, who, when alone, will always reach his hands down his pants and play with himself.)
Phone rings
Martin: "Hello"
Friend: "Wassup dog! Whatcha doin'?"
Martin: "Nothing.....just sitting here..... watching andy griffin."
Martin: "Hello"
Friend: "Wassup dog! Whatcha doin'?"
Martin: "Nothing.....just sitting here..... watching andy griffin."
by Tre-Dog August 26, 2006
by jay March 30, 2005
The first television show with a black cast. The entrance of black entertainers into mainstream America. The television show to which all black entertainers owe a great debt of thanks. A mighty funny comedy show.
A show despised and feared by white liberal twits, who say it is racist because the Kingfish is a con artist and Andy is stupid. White liberals say that, if you watch this show, you will think that ALL black people are con artists or stupid. If you watch it, you will surely get a compulsion to put on a bedsheet and burn a cross on your neighbor's lawn. (White liberals do not say that if you watch Training Day, you will think that all black people talk toilet talk and are violent. Why not?)
A show despised and feared by white liberal twits, who say it is racist because the Kingfish is a con artist and Andy is stupid. White liberals say that, if you watch this show, you will think that ALL black people are con artists or stupid. If you watch it, you will surely get a compulsion to put on a bedsheet and burn a cross on your neighbor's lawn. (White liberals do not say that if you watch Training Day, you will think that all black people talk toilet talk and are violent. Why not?)
Hillary Clinton and John Kerry do NOT want you to watch Amos 'n' Andy, so there must be something mighty good about it.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 07, 2005
by andytheskinnylegend July 10, 2019