Thug waffle

Using a waffle as a pipe filled with weed (preferably sour diesel).

1: You wanna hit a thug waffle?
2: Only if it has sour diesel.

by Albertish May 22, 2019

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Get the Thug wafflemug.

Twat waffle

Someone who is a absolute idiot

Andre is being a freaking twat waffle

by Debbiedukes January 18, 2017

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urinal waffle

When one places their dookie in a urinal and stomps it into the urinal cake using their foot in order to make said dookie resemble that of a waffle.

Meanwhile at their local Denny’s, Tobey and Alfred were in the bathroom prepping urinal waffles to accompany their breakfast potatoes

by Doggledoo December 4, 2020

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waffle fucker

a person (or animal) that enjoys sexual interactions with waffles.

stranger: wow have you met that guy jayden ?

person: no who is he ?

stranger: he’s this really horny guy who likes to jerk off to waffles

person: ohhh, he must be a waffle fucker

by the_real_ash1093 June 13, 2018

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Get the waffle fuckermug.

Roommate feels sympathy for one or more roommates after he/she engages in vigorous sex which results in keeping entire residence awake. Roommate in question makes waffles for everyone affected.

After escaping a sexless marriage i moved in with a friend. For a while my roommate was being kept awake regularly with the sound of my hookups. one morning after my "friend" left i made homemade waffles with fresh berries, bacon and coffee. She informed me that she expected the sympathy waffles to continue if i was going to continue to keep her awake at night.

If you are going to continue to keep me awake at night, i expect the sympathy waffles to continue!

by Molsonbeaver July 30, 2019

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