The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of another, then sits in it and slides back and forth whilst screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer.
After violating honor code curfew, Mahonri had fallen asleep on the couch. To teach him a lesson, Hyrum gave him cougar tracks.
by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021
Get the Cougar Tracksmug. A girl who only runs track to go to the meets and be a hoe. They often don't come to practice, and only show up to meets to stand on the blocks of men they find attractive, interview people, wear spandex, and take up space
"My girlfriend just signed up for track and field." "Aw shit, you better watch out, shawty gonna turn into a track bunny."
by asianslayer33 February 2, 2025
Get the Track Bunnymug. Yes!! A Track Complete is always the greatest feeling on your first future level! A Full Recall or even Pure Memory will make one smile.
Lizzy: Hey! I got Track Complete on Dreamin' Attraction!
Max: Took you 5 years. I got Pure Memory on everything.
Lizzy: I hate you.
Max: Took you 5 years. I got Pure Memory on everything.
Lizzy: I hate you.
by u/welikeReddit1 February 13, 2021
Get the Track Completemug. THE TRACK TERRORIZER
"For A Breif Stint In High School, Scout Joined The Track Team In One Of His Many Schemes To Pick Up Girls. He Was Kicked Off The Team 3 Days later After Everyone Realised He Was 23 Years Old And Also Not Enrolled In The School"
"For A Breif Stint In High School, Scout Joined The Track Team In One Of His Many Schemes To Pick Up Girls. He Was Kicked Off The Team 3 Days later After Everyone Realised He Was 23 Years Old And Also Not Enrolled In The School"
by fwefff June 22, 2023
Get the The Track Terrorizermug. The act of using a block starter in the sprinting events: 100m, 200m, 300mH, 400m; and falling at the beginning of the race giving the track a nice grind.
Past Tense:
Aaliyah track and chilled on her 300mH race.
Present Tense:
Track and chilling at the moment so I don't need to run.
Future Tense:
I want to track and chill later at the 100m and eat shit.
Aaliyah track and chilled on her 300mH race.
Present Tense:
Track and chilling at the moment so I don't need to run.
Future Tense:
I want to track and chill later at the 100m and eat shit.
by Row-holy Plur-ass June 27, 2016
Get the Track and chillingmug. Having young and (Olympics) inexperienced teams hasn't stopped the women's track, the swimmers, gymnasts, or the numerous other sports, so why should the Men's track team let it stop them from reaching their dream? They don't owe it to anybody else, but as hard as they worked, they might as well take a gold home before they leave Tokyo, not that they have to. If there's a job you really want to get done, you feel better if you get it done than waiting for it to happen in a few years. If you tell yourself you'll be ready in a few years, you most likely will, but you will also not be ready for something great that could happen to you now.
by The Original Agahnim August 5, 2021
Get the Men's track teammug. A hahaha audio used in a show in order for home audience to know that a joke has been told and the ideal reaction has to be a laugh from you
"I am a bisexual woman of colour" Lilly Singh
*Que laughing track* HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHASKSKSKSKKBSJJSKSKK
*Que laughing track* HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHASKSKSKSKKBSJJSKSKK
by The misfits spot September 22, 2020
Get the Laughing trackmug.