1. a female who sleeps with other girls' boyfriends and has no shame in it
2. one who collects many diseases while treading through the "swamp" and is therefore a truly dirty person
3. one who carries a grocery bag for sleepovers because they're disposable and she doesn't want to get a nice one dirty in the merky waters
2. one who collects many diseases while treading through the "swamp" and is therefore a truly dirty person
3. one who carries a grocery bag for sleepovers because they're disposable and she doesn't want to get a nice one dirty in the merky waters
Man, that jerk cheated on me with a swamp donkey!
I heard that swamp donkey's newest disease is syphilis.
I found that swamp donkey's grocery bag in his bedroom!
I heard that swamp donkey's newest disease is syphilis.
I found that swamp donkey's grocery bag in his bedroom!
by My middle name is Karma June 21, 2011
by DamnCorkins April 18, 2015
Loves in a sunny place, only come out if it smells well liquor. Doesn’t smoke but will bum 3 cigs in an hour off you... and offer 1$ they have at least 1 article of clothing with a hole in it. She can smell fireball from a mile, sometimes confusing it with cinnamon candles. To summon one.... You just have to whisper SHOTS and Garth Brooke’s “low places” and by some form of slut magic... they will appear.
Think I might wait in the Dixie parking lot... 1:45 I should catch me a handful! A swamp cricket are my bread and butter.
by Nee bay February 24, 2019
Middlebury Swamp is when you got shit faced on Natural Ice (Natty Ice), go down on a chick and boot all over her nether regions.
John: "I got hammed on natty ice and totally booted on that chicks cooter last night."
Mike: "You landed a middlebury swamp?"
Mike: "You landed a middlebury swamp?"
by P-Phunk June 12, 2011
A old friends old lady, they used to be fun separate but together have both turned into..... Swamp Donky's
just because she inherited a house doesn't make her worthy and you both act like you inherited the casino royal!
just because she inherited a house doesn't make her worthy and you both act like you inherited the casino royal!
by criznaig January 01, 2014
this is when your balls, gooch and asshole are very moist and sweaty as if there is a swamp in your hole
by fortnitepro69 June 14, 2019
-A swamp rhino is a guy's junk when his balls are sweaty and wet and he has a raging boner.
-Also a rather unattractive obese or overweight woman in too tight, unflattering clothes at a bar, usually kind of sweaty due to the layers of fat + tight clothes + clumsy, drunken dancing.
-Also a rather unattractive obese or overweight woman in too tight, unflattering clothes at a bar, usually kind of sweaty due to the layers of fat + tight clothes + clumsy, drunken dancing.
by twinkletits November 18, 2013