swamp crack

A Philadelphia area term for a poorly wiped ass. Also could refer to chronic dingleberries.

"I had to rush out of the bathroom this morning I got a major case of swamp crack."

by bernard l. November 13, 2007

Swamp Gas

Methane like odor that lingers in the air after a coworker rips a nasty fart.

Claude filled the office with swamp gas today. It was horrible.

by DamnCorkins April 17, 2015

Middlebury Swamp

Middlebury Swamp is when you got shit faced on Natural Ice (Natty Ice), go down on a chick and boot all over her nether regions.

John: "I got hammed on natty ice and totally booted on that chicks cooter last night."

Mike: "You landed a middlebury swamp?"

by P-Phunk December 9, 2011

Swamp Pus

Having a vagina that is rotten and nasty infected with a mossy substance in the pussy.

That girl right there has a nasty ole swamp pus.

by xBigredx99 April 27, 2015

swamp cricket

Loves in a sunny place, only come out if it smells well liquor. Doesn’t smoke but will bum 3 cigs in an hour off you... and offer 1$ they have at least 1 article of clothing with a hole in it. She can smell fireball from a mile, sometimes confusing it with cinnamon candles. To summon one.... You just have to whisper SHOTS and Garth Brooke’s “low places” and by some form of slut magic... they will appear.

Think I might wait in the Dixie parking lot... 1:45 I should catch me a handful! A swamp cricket are my bread and butter.

by Nee bay February 24, 2019

swamp fun

Activities historically engaged in and found amusing by denizens of American South Gulf states' bayou and/or swamp areas; these traditionally include, but are not limited to, drinking, voodoo, gator rasslin', gator serenadin', sibling serenadin', cooking and consuming of various stews, 5-finger fillet, raft construction and racing, discussions of the classic memoir "Bill Clinton: My Life", as well as blowing up the intestines of animals killed for food and subsequently making balloon animal replications of said creatures.

Cletus knew he'd gone done somethin mighty stupid when he done stayed out late with the boys for swamp fun cus' he had missed the sunrise. Paw would surely flay his hide for makin him go out and fish all on his own.

by Ben Dustman October 29, 2010

SWAMP DONKY's

A old friends old lady, they used to be fun separate but together have both turned into..... Swamp Donky's

just because she inherited a house doesn't make her worthy and you both act like you inherited the casino royal!

Oops I think he met the wrong girl at the wrong time!, Swamp Donky's, Swamp Donkies

by criznaig December 31, 2013