The most hick town school you’ll ever see. Clear Spring boasts the best Cross Country team in the county, as well as the lowest state testing scores in the state of Maryland. The student population is split into two groups, those with big dicks and those who think they have big dicks. The school agenda consists of tractor pulls and religious ceremonies that practice exorcisms to remove the gay from small innocent children. While Clear Spring High School has the most bathroom Juuler’s in the nation, it also has the most amount of juul busting teachers and yes we’re talking about you Gildersleve. Clear Spring hosts some of the worst teachers known to the country, that assign real work and grade it only when their job is on the line, any student of the school knows who we’re talking about.
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