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Sausage rolling

The act of fully immersing your self in a duvet for the pinnacle of heat and comfort during lazy days.
Her.. My mother is doing Sunday lunch, I said we'd be there for 2
Him... Fucks sake. I had a day of sausage rolling and top gear on dave planned
by coyneezy December 14, 2014
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sausage sleeve

When someone with fat legs wears Nike Elite mid-calfs. And the mid calf's look like a sausage casing holding in everything
Person 1: Did you see Jon's trying to wear Elites now
Person 2: You mean he's wearing sausage sleeves?
Person 1: What?
Person 2:his legs are too big, they look like sausage casings
by scs_4 January 19, 2014
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Sausage Choker

When a guy wraps his penis around your neck and playfull chokes you. It's a super sexual fun addition to your sex life or sleepover. It is more fun when the guy has a long, juicy, fat one.
Guy 1: Dude my boyfriend gave me a sausage choker last night. His was way tooo big for me. I'm not gonna' lie, it actually left a mark on my neck.
Guy 2: I bet mine's bigger.
by Sexual_Llama:D March 5, 2011
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Sausage Melon

A Sausage Melon Is A Type Of Salad With An Assortment Of Melons, With Chopped Up Sausages, Usually Ate Out Of A Melon Shell ;DD
by Hannah_Grimes(: May 17, 2011
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Fuck Sausage

Slang term for a penis or dildo, especially in a comedic context.
"Oh man, I need that fuck sausage tonight," said no woman ever.
by bynitch December 31, 2017
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Seattle Sausage

When you add other objects and fillings to the empty space in ones condom as to create more girth.

Source; Some YouTube comment by a man called Jon
"Love to use the old Seattle side car, where you stuff other stuff in the condom to add girth."
I appropriated the name to Seattle Sausage because there was already a Seattle Sidecar.
"Dude I was with a girl and she said my penis was small, so I tricked her by pulling a Seattle Sausage on her."
by The ‘High’ Cleric April 21, 2021
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Sausage smackdown

When a man has a woman pinned down with his knees on her arms so she can't move them. He proceeds to smack her repeatedly in the face with his penis
Jenny was being a complete bitch so I laid the sausage smackdown when she was laying on the bed
by evandude September 11, 2011
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