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swamp donkey

1. a female who sleeps with other girls' boyfriends and has no shame in it

2. one who collects many diseases while treading through the "swamp" and is therefore a truly dirty person

3. one who carries a grocery bag for sleepovers because they're disposable and she doesn't want to get a nice one dirty in the merky waters
Man, that jerk cheated on me with a swamp donkey!

I heard that swamp donkey's newest disease is syphilis.

I found that swamp donkey's grocery bag in his bedroom!
by My middle name is Karma June 20, 2011
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Swamp Gas

Methane like odor that lingers in the air after a coworker rips a nasty fart.
Claude filled the office with swamp gas today. It was horrible.
by DamnCorkins April 17, 2015
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swamp fun

Activities historically engaged in and found amusing by denizens of American South Gulf states' bayou and/or swamp areas; these traditionally include, but are not limited to, drinking, voodoo, gator rasslin', gator serenadin', sibling serenadin', cooking and consuming of various stews, 5-finger fillet, raft construction and racing, discussions of the classic memoir "Bill Clinton: My Life", as well as blowing up the intestines of animals killed for food and subsequently making balloon animal replications of said creatures.
Cletus knew he'd gone done somethin mighty stupid when he done stayed out late with the boys for swamp fun cus' he had missed the sunrise. Paw would surely flay his hide for makin him go out and fish all on his own.
by Ben Dustman October 29, 2010
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Swamp Rhino

-A swamp rhino is a guy's junk when his balls are sweaty and wet and he has a raging boner.

-Also a rather unattractive obese or overweight woman in too tight, unflattering clothes at a bar, usually kind of sweaty due to the layers of fat + tight clothes + clumsy, drunken dancing.
"That guy had a fucking swamp rhino in his pants, nasty!"

"That bitch is a fucking Swamp Rhino!"
by twinkletits November 17, 2013
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SWAMP DONKY's

A old friends old lady, they used to be fun separate but together have both turned into..... Swamp Donky's

just because she inherited a house doesn't make her worthy and you both act like you inherited the casino royal!
Oops I think he met the wrong girl at the wrong time!, Swamp Donky's, Swamp Donkies
by criznaig December 31, 2013
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Swamp Pus

Having a vagina that is rotten and nasty infected with a mossy substance in the pussy.
That girl right there has a nasty ole swamp pus.
by xBigredx99 April 27, 2015
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swamp donkey

a short round loudmouthed skank who loves to start shit and smells like the sweaty ballsack of a yeti.
Holy shit that swamp donkey just spanked that chicken!
by Wikkedbitch77 October 26, 2016
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