While most Marines are genuine, this type goes on a PCS while his wife is pregnant and critically ill and in the ICU. He doesn't tell his subordinates about her condition bc that would lose his position to be a Marine Fuck.
He gets to his new duty station (San Diego in this case) and fucks every girl in his apartment building, his coworkers, and numerous bar whores. Covid happens and wife is unable to travel, making Marine Fuck feel mightier than tho. All the while convincing his wife, who works a full time job, raises their now 4 children, to stay behind bc he is focused on "making rank and going to school."
Wife finds out about husband's affairs after testing positive for STDS.
Marine Fuck tells all his whores he's a poor pitiful single Marine "raising kids". . . . Which are all lies to drop the panties and introduce them to a world of diseases. ✌️
He gets to his new duty station (San Diego in this case) and fucks every girl in his apartment building, his coworkers, and numerous bar whores. Covid happens and wife is unable to travel, making Marine Fuck feel mightier than tho. All the while convincing his wife, who works a full time job, raises their now 4 children, to stay behind bc he is focused on "making rank and going to school."
Wife finds out about husband's affairs after testing positive for STDS.
Marine Fuck tells all his whores he's a poor pitiful single Marine "raising kids". . . . Which are all lies to drop the panties and introduce them to a world of diseases. ✌️
by CHEATINGUSMC April 30, 2023
Get the Marine Fuckmug. Someone who although might have been in the Marines completely dishonors the name living their life like some douche who peaked in high school who lies cheats commits tax fraud scams people and beats women
by Better than Blaine January 12, 2025
Get the fake Marinemug. Bro's a good guy. He's a wizard at computers, and he's amazing at everything. All his teachers love him. ESPECIALLY Ms.K. He's so good at tennis, he hits poeple with the ball!
*BOOM*
*YESSIR*
He has much rizz.
Also, he is extremely and undenably handsome. >:-D
*BOOM*
*YESSIR*
He has much rizz.
Also, he is extremely and undenably handsome. >:-D
by Percentage LTD January 5, 2024
Get the Andrew Marinmug. that marin is so perfect!
by corgisrbest March 15, 2022
Get the Marinmug. Its a square knot choking mechanism that a coworker told me about.
choking then burying the 12 feet deep with cement blocks on top, for lazy murders.
choking then burying the 12 feet deep with cement blocks on top, for lazy murders.
Cody Gerardo: yeah I know some gay hating dude in Maine thay knows that.
Seth: Marine Brick tiesounds like standish to me thats those disrespectful military wanna be right.
Cody: yeah all they talk about is basic training, but I'm too busy thinking of daddy.
Seth: Marine Brick tiesounds like standish to me thats those disrespectful military wanna be right.
Cody: yeah all they talk about is basic training, but I'm too busy thinking of daddy.
by MineOwedWu's August 1, 2021
Get the Seth: Marine Brick Tiemug. To allow something to play out or the act of chilling. To relax and take in the situation with little or no stress. To simmer down.
by K.Lopez423 March 31, 2020
Get the Marinatemug. Tanks and Infantry in the same Unit, greatly boosting their stats in the game HOI4 and considered cheating.
by anonymous May 27, 2022
Get the Space Marinemug.