Goon Spoon

A mannequin arm attached to a mic stand, to wirelessly cup your balls for you.

John stole a mannequin from Truworth (queens park), to build himself a Goon Spoon.

by Peter Pan's Anus July 18, 2025

Ethical Gooning

A moral debate or consideration to have when picking a topic, fictional character, or person to masturbate or 'goon' to, be it regarding mindset, physical appearance or conditions.

Guy 1: Dude, even if that anime girl is 8000 years old, she looks and acts like a little girl! I'm not gooning to children!

Guy 2: That's ethical gooning right there! You're so real, my man!

by uksho February 14, 2025

Gummy Goon

A toothless freak. A person who for what ever reason has no teeth and gums his words when talking to you. A person who's mouth sinks in because he should be wearing dentures but is not.

He gummed his words as he yelled, spitting and drooling all over me. He was a real gummy goon.

by tammy yammy from miami August 12, 2016

Goon

Someone who doesn't think before they speak

The gripper is a goon

by Hahahhax1 November 19, 2019

Goon

to Goon someone is to clown them, or hate on them

alex so gooned sam. that guy is such a goon.

by gooners April 21, 2011

Ts is so tuff+ ts made me goon

Ts is so friggin tuff and nonchalant. Boi ts is so fire

Ts is so tuff. I goon to Lebron Ts is so tuff+ ts made me goon

by Ligmabosack April 30, 2025

Great British flicker gooning

Great British flicker gooning is where you slowly put warm baked bean into your urethra while listening to Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond.

I wish I was Great British flicker gooning right now.

by 6ngelical July 11, 2025