unauthorized foods

One of the items taken in the raid of your home when your corrupt Congressman husband (up for re-election in 11 days) tweets that you had a premonition of a dystopian society.

Other items include "stored water", knives and guns.

People worldwide rightly conclude you've lost all your marbles.

Last night she dreamed that Federal squads were in our home seizing guns, knives, “unauthorized foods” and stored water. They said we had been “reported”.

by UnderOverIt October 24, 2020

Plant food

Plant food Is a substance used to get high or grow plants quicker commonly known as Pauline

Do you want to get some Pauline tonight?(plant food)

by Pauline right up the nose June 12, 2016

food dander

small, flaky crumbs associated with eating bread or a pastry

That croissant was delicious, but now I need to stand up and dust the food dander off my pants.

by eccarpenter April 28, 2014

Food hoe

Someone who switches from favorite foods in a short period of time and loves every food; basically everyone

"First her favorite was pineapple, and now it's chocolate , what a food hoe"

by Zabala. October 10, 2016

Food Zinger

When you reach for more food, but forgot that you ate it all.

1.) Amber reached for more food, but forgot that she ate the last of it seconds before. "Dang it! I've just been food zingered again!"

2.) Girl #1: (Reaches for more chips) "What happened to all of my chips?"

Girl #2: "You ate it all like a minute ago...

Girl #1: "Oh..."

Girl #2: "FOOD ZINGAAA!!!

by RadioactiveTitanium September 14, 2013

food-cum

(v) When one throws up in the back of their mouth.

I hate when I go to burp and I food-cum instead.

by lmjb December 16, 2014

Feels Food

Food that is eaten when the feels are high or low, the actual food involved in "eating your feelings". Typically consumed when sad, angry, or frustrated, but can be involved with any high level of emotion.
Feels food is usually junk food, like chips, ice cream, candy, or soda, but can be any stress reliving food, especially crunchy or sweet things.

Upset by her recent break-up, Mandy raided the fridge and the cabinets for feels food.

by Bubblegum2304 January 1, 2015