blue eared elephant

the art of turning one's 501 pockets inside out, unzipping your flys and lobbing out yer todger.

"hey ladies have you seen the Blue Eared Elephant?"
"No"
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiip..........."

by mr pimpernell September 25, 2014

drown the baby elephant

When you put your trunk (penis) in your woman's watering hole.

She was begging me to drown the baby elephant inside of her last night.

by emptywheel August 11, 2018

elephant trunk front

its simple .. camel toe. ... for dudes :D

dude those pants are way tight on you .. you got some serious elephant trunk front goin on.

by th3 ribbler November 17, 2017

Elephant trunk penetration

The act of being penetrated (mainly during anal sex) by the truck of an elephant

I watched elephant trunk penetration on hentaihaven.com

by weenis boi 74 June 24, 2021

fridge-stuff the elephant

A practice wherein a lady fills a condom with water, ties it shut, and puts it in the freezer until it's solid ice, and then pleasures herself with it in front of a mirror.

Sally tried to fridge-stuff the elephant, but the stupid cocksicle melted.

by GeniusAndWizard October 01, 2010

Pink Elephant Phase

A time around 2 am when you are so exhausted that everything becomes hysterical and you stop thinking clearly. You are laughing and rolling on the floor, saying ridiculous things but finding them hysterical, laugh at the smallest things, and make everyone else thing you are insane and high off drugs.

1. "Dude! We were so exhausted last night, that we entered the Pink Elephant phase and rolled on the floor laughing!"

by Calina Chots Jub-Jub January 09, 2014

Gentle like elephant

Gentle like elephant because they are gentle despite having big fucking features.

Anonymous person: "I wish grace would use a little bit more tact in her arguments.

Other Anonymous person: "yeah she could be more She could be more gentle like elephant"

by Keeeeezzzaaaaaaaaa August 07, 2019