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Donkey Smoocher

A person who kisses ass to get what they want.
The Donkey Smoocher got a promotion from their boss because they donkey smooched em' everyday!
by Callmecrazyx1 June 11, 2014
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holler donkey

A holler donkey is a person who is a dedicated asshole, that likes to do no work whatsoever. You'll know a holler donkey when you see one. When asked to work they will most likely wander off, hide in the woods, or even fall asleep in the back of the truck telling no-one where they went. Take caution when confronting a holler donkey, as they will be often hostile due to not wanting to work.
"You're such a holler donkey!"
"Try to actually do your work today, holler donkey."
by Mr. Jester December 2, 2016
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woof donkey

A manly man who is completely gay but hides it well, usually found hanging out in bars preying on young fat men who are almost 5'9" that get too drunk to defend themselves sexually. This behavior is likely due to the Geldard syndrome.

A woof donkey is the gay male version of a swamp donkey. Woof donkeys are usually miserable creatures because they are unable to retain "life partners" because of being hung like field mice (Geldard syndrome). This is also why they are very elusive and rarely caught. Most victims never know anything happened during or after being completely taken advantage of by a woof donkey.
Look at that Woof Donkey bastard Geldard hanging on little OCD Stevie over there. Probably going to dip him in flour and lick his jelly rolls. Squeal like a pig little Stevie!
by Chris's Frog October 30, 2019
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Donkey doo

A this ass girl
She do have a donkey doo tho
by Look at your nose ting October 19, 2020
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Son of a donkey

A stubborn jackass, such as a jerk hole who takes people's words.
That Son of a donkey stole my word and wrote a definition on urban dictionary.
by CapnCole May 13, 2019
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Swamp donkey

I’m baseball/softball it means when u hit a fucking bomb of someone usually a Homer,Triple or Double
Damn Ben Dover just hit a SWAMP DONKEY of Anna Bortion
by SwampDonkeyFoLife April 20, 2022
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donkey blessed

Having a large penis.
Steve: "Ahh that Hugo is donkey blessed!"
by Hugo-h12 January 24, 2014
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