Cleveland carjacking

When a woman jerks you off in the backseat of her car and you cum in her eyes, kick her out of her car, and steal it.

I got picked up by a woman while hitchhiking and gave her the Cleveland carjacking.

by Hashbrown69 June 18, 2024

Cleveland clacker

Two dudes just bumpin their balls together.

We performed the Cleveland clacker last week at work.

by Drift shits March 29, 2025

cleveland accordion

This is best done when your woman is caught in the throes of passion and is utterly oblivious to what you’re about to do. You kneel over your woman who is lying down on her back. You beat off on your own, quietly shitting on her knees. Then, you come all over her face and suddenly slam her knees and face together like an accordion.

we tried something new i gave her a cleveland accordion

by fucksauce March 20, 2024

Cleveland Taco

When you dookie in a coochie and eat it out.

"Hi, Sarah! You can see I'm in Cleveland, you can see I have a taco. Put them together, whattaya got? A Cleveland Taco"

by dog kisser January 9, 2021

Cleveland steamer

Another name for Odell Beckham jr

Did you see the Cleveland steamer drop the ball in the end zone last night ?

by Zimbabwe latiki Jackson September 8, 2020

Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner

When the dominant figure within a relationship defecates into the others anus, and then proceeds to suck the feces back out with their mouth.

“Yo man heard you guys hooked up, what did you guys end up doing?”

“Oh you know, gave her the old Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner, not much else.”

by Static The Kidd July 24, 2019

Van Cleveland Event

Honest Bullshit

She was beautiful. Honstly not bullshiting. Bitch was Van Cleveland Event?

by Van Cleveland February 7, 2019