california jumpstart

doing a small amount of cocaine the morning after a binge to get one's day started
i'll need a California jumpstart if we're going to make the wedding on time
by Texas Haz July 08, 2010
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california mom

extremely underweight woman with green hair who has a 5 year old daughter and 8 year old son who are on a strict vegan diet. Forced her 5 year old daughter to come out as pansexual even though shes straight. Has a 6'3 black husband with a 15 incher uncircumsized cock.
Bro, this california mom tried to suck my cock because it was black heritage month.
by ceoofsexandaverysexyman October 10, 2021
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California rules

used by extreme sportsmen (surfers,skydivers,hang glider pilots ,skiers, etc.). If one does something special and there is no photo or video they are said to have not not followed California rules. Same as pix or it does not count.
Guge! Jeb flew through a waterfall. Did it California rules and the link is on his blog.
by @;) August 21, 2014
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California Condom

When you stuff a smallish box into a free flat rate envelope to defeat the high cost of shipping to far off places.
Brenda in Long Beach ordered this sweater from me. It's $9.85 to ship it in it's own box, but I crammed it into a California Condom and got the cost down to $6.90
by global_shipper December 22, 2018
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California icepick

A sexual act when the male partner puts a popsicle in a condom and and inserts it in the ass of there female companion while also having vaginal sex
Me and my wife tried the California icepick last night in bed to help spice up our physical relationship.
by Phphsysics April 25, 2019
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California buckshot

The act of eating cum out of a vagina and then spitting it into your partners mouth
I’d California buckshot Bella Thorne
by DinoRijneveld June 16, 2018
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California weather

Noun, used to describe perfect weather when it's sunny, hot and the sky's blue.
Most common in summer but can happen year-round.

Named after the state that's famous for it's nice weather and climate.
Person 1 :" Hey you wanna go swimming with me?"

Person 2: " sure! There's nothing better you can do when you've got California weather."
by Reila March 13, 2022
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